MacComedy

Invitation-only party at trendy LA nightclub Les Deux to feature guests such as Jay-Z, Al Gore and Firefox. Boxes of Cristal Champagne were seen being delivered to the Les Deux nightclub in Los Angeles on Friday, the day before Mac’s 25th birthday.  The party will be pretty extravagant, even by LA standards.  Musicians such as [...]

Dropping copy protection also benefits people who want to make eight mix CDs from single playlist. Apple announced on Tuesday at MacWorld that it would be dropping its Digital Rights Management copy protection on over 8 million songs in iTunes with 10 million songs going DRM-free by the end of the quarter.  This sent shrieks [...]

Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012.

iPhone activation will also require a lifetime contract. Recent reports indicate that Wal-Mart’s 4,000 stores will begin selling a 512MB version of the iPhone for just $12 starting the day after Christmas, December 26 — also known as Return All the Crap You Got the Day Before Day and Boxing Day.