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		<title>Microsoft wins an Emmy for nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2001 17:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Software company hasn&#8217;t contributed anything to the TV industry Microsoft Corporation has won an Emmy from the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for &#8220;significant lack of advancement in the realm of anything that slightly relates to the television industry.&#8221; &#8220;Of all companies that have done nothing for the television industry this year, we feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reuters: Windows still sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2001 17:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite years of upgrades, the operating system is still &#8220;pretty crappy&#8221; A Reuters report claims that Microsoft&#8217;s Windows operating system &#8220;still sucks&#8221; even after years of upgrades and changes. &#8220;We&#8217;ve previewed the newest release of Windows XP and it&#8217;s still pretty crappy,&#8221; said John Thornholder, technology reporter at Reuters. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know if Microsoft is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Gates admits, &#8220;Yeah, we stole the f***ing duck!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2001 17:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More intellectual property thefts may be coming What the Mac faithful have been saying for months and what Microsoft has been denying for that same amount of time has finally come out as a surprise statement from Bill Gates himself. While visiting a local Redmond, Washington bar, a MacComedy reporter noticed Gates drinking with Microsoft [...]]]></description>
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