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Software company hasn’t contributed anything to the TV industry Microsoft Corporation has won an Emmy from the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for “significant lack of advancement in the realm of anything that slightly relates to the television industry.”

Shares tumble as Wall Street reacts to news By Dan Ketterick REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft stock tumbled Thursday on news the software giant would include Apple’s powerful operating system (OS) in its own new system, Windows XP.

“Who wants to lick something that’s silvery white?” A local boy is venting his frustration over the new iBook, saying he’s not tempted to lick it as much as the old design.

“I just want a big, juicy hamburger.” Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs, known for his black turtle neck shirts and vegan lifestyle, says he is ready for a change.