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		<title>Microsoft wins an Emmy for nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2001 17:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Software company hasn&#8217;t contributed anything to the TV industry Microsoft Corporation has won an Emmy from the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for &#8220;significant lack of advancement in the realm of anything that slightly relates to the television industry.&#8221; &#8220;Of all companies that have done nothing for the television industry this year, we feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft to bundle OS X in next operating system</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2001 17:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shares tumble as Wall Street reacts to news By Dan Ketterick REDMOND, Wash. &#8212; Microsoft stock tumbled Thursday on news the software giant would include Apple&#8217;s powerful operating system (OS) in its own new system, Windows XP. Investors, alarmed by the Washington-based company&#8217;s sudden switch to supporting such a well-designed OS, began selling-off Microsoft stock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local boy pissed because new iBook not as &#8220;lickable&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2001 17:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Who wants to lick something that&#8217;s silvery white?&#8221; A local boy is venting his frustration over the new iBook, saying he&#8217;s not tempted to lick it as much as the old design. &#8220;Tangerine and blueberry. That&#8217;s delicious,&#8221; the local boy said. &#8220;Who wants to lick something that&#8217;s silvery white? Not me.&#8221; He&#8217;s not alone. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs tired of being a vegan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2001 17:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I just want a big, juicy hamburger.&#8221; Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs, known for his black turtle neck shirts and vegan lifestyle, says he is ready for a change. &#8220;I just want a big juicy hamburger,&#8221; said Jobs. &#8220;No, make that a cheeseburger. With barbeque sauce. Mmmm, sweet barbeque sauce.&#8221; Vegans, like vegetarians, do not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Gates admits, &#8220;Yeah, we stole the f***ing duck!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2001 17:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More intellectual property thefts may be coming What the Mac faithful have been saying for months and what Microsoft has been denying for that same amount of time has finally come out as a surprise statement from Bill Gates himself. While visiting a local Redmond, Washington bar, a MacComedy reporter noticed Gates drinking with Microsoft [...]]]></description>
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