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Invitation-only party at trendy LA nightclub Les Deux to feature guests such as Jay-Z, Al Gore and Firefox. Boxes of Cristal Champagne were seen being delivered to the Les Deux nightclub in Los Angeles on Friday, the day before Mac’s 25th birthday.  The party will be pretty extravagant, even by LA standards.  Musicians such as [...]

Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012.

iPhone activation will also require a lifetime contract. Recent reports indicate that Wal-Mart’s 4,000 stores will begin selling a 512MB version of the iPhone for just $12 starting the day after Christmas, December 26 — also known as Return All the Crap You Got the Day Before Day and Boxing Day.

More polar bears to be displaced An Apple patent application, originally filed in May 2007 but just published on Thanksgiving Day, details the Mac maker’s plans for a new laptop to use “liquid coolants” to keep it from overheating.  But where will those liquid coolants come from? The polar ice caps.