MacComedy

Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012.

July 18th keynote was just to throw off the rumor sites
MacComedy has learned that Apple CEO Steve Jobs will give the real MacWorld keynote address July 25, one week after the disappointing fake keynote which helped Apple’s [...]

“Why don’t people love me?”
The Power Mac G4 Cube has been experiencing serious bouts of depression since being discontinued by Apple on July 3 due to poor sales.

Suit claims specialty computer stores “intellectual property” of Gateway
Only hours after Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs annouced that Apple would be opening 25 retail stores across the country this year, Gateway Inc., filed [...]