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		<title>Steve Jobs not speaking at MacWorld due to trip to home planet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012. Jobs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs to give the real keynote address next week</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[July 18th keynote was just to throw off the rumor sites MacComedy has learned that Apple CEO Steve Jobs will give the real MacWorld keynote address July 25, one week after the disappointing fake keynote which helped Apple&#8217;s stock fall 17 percent in a single day and caused children around the world to go to [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Why don&#8217;t people love me?&#8221; The Power Mac G4 Cube has been experiencing serious bouts of depression since being discontinued by Apple on July 3 due to poor sales. Friends close to the Cube say he has been engaging in risky behavior such as exposing himself to extreme temperatures, sticking foreign objects (such as bread) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gateway sues Apple over upcoming retail stores</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suit claims specialty computer stores &#8220;intellectual property&#8221; of Gateway Only hours after Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs annouced that Apple would be opening 25 retail stores across the country this year, Gateway Inc., filed a suit in a federal court, accusing Apple of violating its intellectual property rights. &#8220;We were the first computer manufacturer to [...]]]></description>
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