MacComedy

Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012.

Move opens up the iPod to the estimated 527 active Atari 8-bit users Analysts said on Monday that Apple plans to release software for the Atari 8-bit which would allow users of the computer to sync the iPod to their machines.

MacComedy discovers suggested iPod slogans which ultimately lost to “1000 songs in your pocket.” 1000 songs in your pocket. That’s the slogan that the public has heard over, and over, and over, and over again, describing Apple’s iPod MP3 player and portable hard drive.

Mac users let down by their own hype After Apple’s annoucement of the iPod, a FireWire-based portable music player with 5 gigabytes of storage space, many Mac fanatics were pissed off that it didn’t live up to the unrealistic expections they placed on the computer company.