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Another 200,000 purchased by Apple CEO Steve Jobs News of Apple selling one million videos in 20 days was quickly retracted after it was learned Disney CEO Robert Iger downloaded almost 500,000 of those videos while Apple CEO Steve Jobs downloaded another 200,000, meaning only about 300,000 were actually downloaded by the public.

July 18th keynote was just to throw off the rumor sites MacComedy has learned that Apple CEO Steve Jobs will give the real MacWorld keynote address July 25, one week after the disappointing fake keynote which helped Apple’s stock fall 17 percent in a single day and caused children around the world to go to [...]

“Why don’t people love me?” The Power Mac G4 Cube has been experiencing serious bouts of depression since being discontinued by Apple on July 3 due to poor sales.

“The best drink in existence at the best store in existence.” While no new products were annouced today at the opening of Apple Computer’s first two retail stores in Glendale, CA, and McLean, VA, customers did get a surprise when they walked up to the “Genius Bar“.