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		<title>Steve Jobs not speaking at MacWorld due to trip to home planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012. Jobs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs to give the real keynote address next week</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[July 18th keynote was just to throw off the rumor sites MacComedy has learned that Apple CEO Steve Jobs will give the real MacWorld keynote address July 25, one week after the disappointing fake keynote which helped Apple&#8217;s stock fall 17 percent in a single day and caused children around the world to go to [...]]]></description>
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