Posts Tagged ‘Microsoft’

Steve Jobs not speaking at MacWorld due to trip to home planet

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 14:55 1 Comment

Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012.

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Anthrax discovered at Microsoft offices

Monday, October 22, 2001 14:42 No Comments

Yet another virus slips past the software monopoly

The anthrax virus was discovered at Microsoft’s licensing offices in Carson City, Nevada. Add this to the list of the 7,653 other viruses that have gotten by Microsoft in the [...]

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Microsoft wins an Emmy for nothing

Wednesday, August 22, 2001 12:41 No Comments

Software company hasn’t contributed anything to the TV industry

Microsoft Corporation has won an Emmy from the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for “significant lack of advancement in the realm of anything that slightly relates to the television [...]

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Microsoft to bundle OS X in next operating system

Thursday, July 5, 2001 12:28 No Comments

Shares tumble as Wall Street reacts to news
By Dan Ketterick
REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft stock tumbled Thursday on news the software giant would include Apple’s powerful operating system (OS) in its own new system, Windows XP.

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