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		<title>Steve Jobs not speaking at MacWorld due to trip to home planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012. Jobs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anthrax discovered at Microsoft offices</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2001 19:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another virus slips past the software monopoly The anthrax virus was discovered at Microsoft&#8217;s licensing offices in Carson City, Nevada. Add this to the list of the 7,653 other viruses that have gotten by Microsoft in the past, and you have a long list of viruses. &#8220;This virus apparently was attached to some pornography [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft wins an Emmy for nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2001 17:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Software company hasn&#8217;t contributed anything to the TV industry Microsoft Corporation has won an Emmy from the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for &#8220;significant lack of advancement in the realm of anything that slightly relates to the television industry.&#8221; &#8220;Of all companies that have done nothing for the television industry this year, we feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft to bundle OS X in next operating system</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2001 17:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shares tumble as Wall Street reacts to news By Dan Ketterick REDMOND, Wash. &#8212; Microsoft stock tumbled Thursday on news the software giant would include Apple&#8217;s powerful operating system (OS) in its own new system, Windows XP. Investors, alarmed by the Washington-based company&#8217;s sudden switch to supporting such a well-designed OS, began selling-off Microsoft stock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local boy pissed because new iBook not as &#8220;lickable&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2001 17:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Who wants to lick something that&#8217;s silvery white?&#8221; A local boy is venting his frustration over the new iBook, saying he&#8217;s not tempted to lick it as much as the old design. &#8220;Tangerine and blueberry. That&#8217;s delicious,&#8221; the local boy said. &#8220;Who wants to lick something that&#8217;s silvery white? Not me.&#8221; He&#8217;s not alone. In [...]]]></description>
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