Posts Tagged ‘Steve’

Steve Jobs not speaking at MacWorld due to trip to home planet

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 14:55 1 Comment

Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012.

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Steve Jobs and Michael Dell to fight to the death

Sunday, May 6, 2001 12:12 No Comments

“There’s no way Jobs can win” - c|net News
The event that many people in the computer world thought was inevitable will finally take place. While the date has not yet been set, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple [...]

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OS X was “just a big joke”

Sunday, May 6, 2001 12:01 No Comments

Apple’s “real” next generation operating system due in October
Apple Computer announced today that its OS X operating system was “just a big joke”.

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