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		<title>Steve Jobs not speaking at MacWorld due to trip to home planet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit will upgrade his Reality Distortion Field, clearing way for enslavement of humankind in 2012. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will not be the keynote speaker at MacWorld Expo 2009 due to a return trip to his home planet in the Draco constellation to prepare for the alien takeover of Earth on December 21, 2012. Jobs, [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s &#8220;real&#8221; next generation operating system due in October Apple Computer announced today that its OS X operating system was &#8220;just a big joke&#8221;. &#8220;We thought it would be funny to release a fake operating system at first and then surprise people later in the year,&#8221; said Phil Schiller, Apple&#8217;s vice president of worldwide marketing. [...]]]></description>
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